I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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