i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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