I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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