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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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