yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My vagina just clenched in fear
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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