people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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