does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
