Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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