i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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