I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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