$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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