that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
