we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
