how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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