like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You ruined the universe
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
