Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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