It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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