Got a toothbrush?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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