yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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