fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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