What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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