What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
do nipples grow back?
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