this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
