Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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