that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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