My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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