i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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