After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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