I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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