Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
