i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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