i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
