Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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