Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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