It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
So squirting runs in the family.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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