so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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