Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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