he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If I die, sorry about rent.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he just fucked me for my cheese..
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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