She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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