he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
These tits shall not be calmed
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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