I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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