i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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