three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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