I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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