I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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