Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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