we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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