THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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