you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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