i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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