you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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