as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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