I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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