Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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