just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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