if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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