definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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