just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
