what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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