Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Two words: blizzard sex
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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