Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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